Funniest Story Ever!

So this is the funniest story ever only because Xander is a minor character in it! If he was the main player...well, you'll see.

So we were all outside playing one day. There was Xander and Jenna (the little girl I babysit) and Fran and Finnan and Anna. Finnan was driving Fran nuts by peeing like every five minutes and so because he is a boy she told him to go pee in the bushes. Only the first time he peed like right there between Jenna and Fran almost getting them both with his 2 year old less-than-superb aim. The second time (2 1/2 mins later) after specifically directing him to a particular spot on a tree Finnan peed and then sort of bent over...and once you start....so after one turd landed on my lawn Fran picked her confused son up and carried him to the bathroom. The look on Jenna's face was completely fabulous. She looked so scandalized! And Xander just looked at me and said "Why am I not surprised?" I lost it! We have never said anything like that to Xander!

When finnan came back he told me a very detailed story about how his dog Benny poops outside. Then he gave me a high five. It was a great day.